(Kevin Gilbert, David Baerwald, Bill Bottrell, Brian MacLeod)
Lenny’s got horse and Nigel’s got hash, I got a lot of dispensable cash
Go downtown in my limousine
Gonna find some young hookers we can treat real mean
There’s plenty of drugs ‘n’ plenty of beer
To drown out the whine of self loathing and fear
We’re listening to tapes of Gladys Knight and the Pips
I’m lickin’ my teeth I’m lickin’ my lips
It’s fun, yeah it’s a real good time tonight all right
Arsenio’s here and he’s all fucked up
And he’s with some chick that just won’t shut up
Julian’s suckin’ hard on a bottle of Jack
That he got with a hand job off a girl out back
I’m talking to this actress behind the bar
She thinks Leo DiCappria’s gonna make her a star
So she answers his phone, washes his car
Soils his sheets, yeah, she’ll go far
Cause she’s fun, she’s a real good time tonight all right
Now the bar is closing for the regular folk
But there’s an escort to the VIP lounge brandishing coke
And we all could use another line or two
‘Cause there’s still gossip to tell and slander to spew (no shit, I didn’t know that)
So we’re moving this party back to my place
‘Cause Richard’s got a friend who’s bringing base
And we’re gonna play the new Madonna where she rips a fart
And then stand around talking about why it’s art
It’s fun, It’s a real good time tonight all right
C’mon it’s fun, It’s a real good time
Now Sheryl’s in the kitchen with the L.A. Lakers
Trying to get herself laid but there ain’t no takers
Cause they heard about the guy that she did with Aids
And she’s callin’ ‘em fags saying they’re afraid
She wants fun, all she wants to do is have a real good time tonight all right
Arsenio’s getting all maudlin and rude
And that chick he’s with I think she’s a dude
It’s not like I’m bothered I mean it’s no big deal
But she keeps on asking if I’d like a feel
She wants fun, she’s got to have a real good time tonight all right We’re having fun, having a real good time tonight all right
So I dosed up about half an hour ago
Cause my skin was getting itchy and I was movin’ to slow
Waitin’ to see if my nose is gonna grow
While I’m nodding some jerk keeps callin’ me bro’ (yeah I gotta use the bathroom man)
The ceiling is melting cause the walls are on fire
And I’m cuttin’ up with defectors from the Nazi Boys Choir
They say they're eighteen but I think they’re all liars
I know that’s a felony but I got no priors
It’s fun, yeah it’s a real good time tonight all right
All I wanna do is have fun, have a real good time tonight all right
It’s fun, it’s fun fun fun fun fun It’s a real good time tonight all right