(Kevin Gilbert, Susie Davis, David Levita, Paul Ill, Brian MacLeod)
Allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of good taste and enormous wealth
And I'm very fond of beautiful things like you
You could come to my island, I'll pay the fees
You can ride my horses, swim in my seas
Entertain my wives, I've got quite a few
I'm gentle and kind and generous too
I've got a lot of nice things I'd like to share with you
You see, I'm just an ordinary guy
I've got love and hate and hope and fear
An outrageously lucrative oil career
Have you heard of the Sultan of Brunei?
The Sultan of Brunei….
We'll dance and sing - the food's sublime
We'll drink all night of the finest wines
We'll have golf cart races down the hallways of my yacht
I've got a bevy of art that would shame The Louvre
And I'd use no small resource to prove that
Eden still exists and can be bought
I am the Sultan of Brunei
I'm just an ordinary guy
Regular rules do not apply
To the Sultan of Brunei
I was talking to the Pope on a plane to Rome
He was waffling around on his personal loan
And he joked that I should give the Papacy a try
He said being Holy Father is great and all,
Talking to God and making the calls,
But sometimes he wished he was the Sultan of Brunei
I am the Sultan of Brunei
I'm just an ordinary guy
Regular rules do not apply
To the Sultan of Brunei
Girls, do you like to ride horses?
Do you like to ride them naked?
Well, if you are beautiful, athletic, dark haired,
And between the ages of 18 and 23,
Then short term high paying positions as living art
Could be available for you on the tropical island
Paradise of Brunei
Sun bathe all day and party all night
With a privileged international jet set
No previous experience, job skills, or education necessary
All you have to be is beautiful
Why work? Call 1-800-THE SULTAN