(Kevin Gilbert, Brian MacLeod, David Levita)
Hi
It’s me
Um ...
The alarm clock broke, I got up too late
I didn’t realize that I’d broken our date
I know my excuses sound pretty lame
My head must be broken,
I can’t explain
I’m broken
I didn’t mean to leave you stranded at the mall
The phone machine’s broke,
I didn’t get your call I couldn’t drive with the car in the shop and all
Ah.. I broke my leg,
I can only crawl
I’m broken
I’m broken
Everything in my everyman lap is broken
Now you’re gonna break my heart, you’re jokin
Every thing in my everyman lap is broken
It’s broken
Sorry.
I polished the bottle but the genie’s gone
Misfortune’s camped on my front lawn
I wanted to tell you that I loved you but you were already gone
I can’t even write you a fucking song
I’m broken
I’m broken
Everything in my everyman lap is broken
Now your gonna break my heart, you must be jokin
Everything in my everyman lap is broken
It’s broken
"Hi, I just wanted to call and say FUCK YOU!
And that you are the most selfish centered ass hole!
What if I had something I had to say to you? Fuck Off!"
Sorry.
Everything in my everyman lap is broken
Now you’re gonna break my heart, you must be jokin
Everything in my everyman lap is broken
It’s broken
Ba be be ba ba be be ba ba bo
Broken.
Ba be be ba ba be be ba ba bo
Broken.
Ba be be ba ba be be ba ba bo
Broken.
I’m broken.
I gotta go. Okay? I’ll call you later