(Susie Davis, Kevin Gilbert, Paul Ill, David Levita, Brian MacLeod)
I get a big kick from making Kristy cry
I have a good time making Kristy cry
I am big man for making Kristy cry
So I bring her flowers
And I wash her car
And I make her dinner
And I brush her hair
And I massage her feet
And I sympathize
And I tell her I love her
And then I fuck around
Because it's making Kristy cry
That lets me know that she loves me too
It's making Kristy cry
I am the sole means of making Kristy cry
I found the answer in making Kristy cry
I get a hard on for making Kristy cry
So we walk on the beach
And we talk all night
And I do her nails
And I pet her cat
I bring her coffee in bed
And laugh at her jokes
And I tell her I love her
And then I fuck around
Cause it's making Kristy cry
That lets me know that I'm a real guy
And it's making Kristy cry
I respect her dad
And hug her mom
And read her poems
And I tell her they're good
I crack a beer with her brother
And I understand
And I tell her I love her
And I fuck around
Making Kristy cry
It makes me feel like I'm a real guy
And I'm making Kristy cry
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